Anonymous - 07/11/2011 20:48 - United States Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML 39 337 3 250
maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML 38 047 2 793
Sneaky Isoldael - 07/11/2011 09:38 - Netherlands Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML 33 108 5 112