Keastwood013 - 18/01/2013 15:25 - United States Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML 40 804 4 170
Dingdong SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML 44 906 3 764