Sarah91 - 13/10/2008 08:23 Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML 115 522 16 596
Once You Read These Client From Hell Stories You'll Be Really Thankful For Your Job Nadine - 18/04/2018 17:30 Dealing with these requests is one hell of an FML. 0 0
Anonymous - 03/04/2018 05:00 Today, my boyfriend put chili powder on our loo roll as a "harmless" prank. He forgot women use loo roll to wipe the sensitive parts of their bodies. I have itchy weeping sores inside my vagina and am considering sticking an ice cube up there to stop the burning. FML 5 597 405
The Unluckiest (Or Possibly Most Klutzy) Woman On The Internet Has A Hilarious Story About Her Shower Adventure That Led To The ER nadine - 04/04/2018 17:30 This woman's entire life seems like one big FML. 2 0
Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML 5 773 798