Wonderful whyme - 12/04/2017 22:00 Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML 4 503 362
Anonymous - 12/04/2017 18:00 - United States Today, at work, I scanned nearly 100 documents before I realized that I had scanned them all under the wrong file. I had to delete all the documents, unstaple all of them, and rescan them under the correct file. That's about 3 hours of my 10-hour shift I'll never get back. FML 3 094 1 224
chanmeister - 13/04/2017 11:41 Today, I found out my mom is signing me up for summer school, while she and my sister go to Hong Kong for the summer. Not only am I missing out on that, but I'm also missing out on a cruise with my cousin, who my parents suggest I stop hanging out with because apparently, he's "too old" for me. FML 5 493 527
OP here, and it seems like I didn't mention I'm a guy. Before you ask, no I'm not gay.