Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML 55 525 4 483
moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00 Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML 9 663 65 831