anon - 11/05/2016 01:30 - United States - Bronx Today, I went on a date with my long time crush of three years. Everything was going great, until I found out he supports Donald Trump. FML 18 940 5 512
FMLintheanus - 27/05/2015 04:29 - United States - Crown Point Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML 27 616 3 994
My dog is actually a female and I got her a muzzle this morning so that when she misbehaves she can be disciplined. haha but that would be an amazing idea if my dog were a male!