Empathy kumcat - 11/01/2015 05:57 - United States - Aurora Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply, "#rekt", then, "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML 31 987 3 984
Bahhumbug - 22/12/2014 14:24 - Australia - Perth Today, I found out I was the top ranking sales person for 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML 38 728 4 305