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Stoodup - 26/03/2019 12:00

Today, I spent an hour getting ready for my first date of the year, only to wait 30 minutes in the cold and then walking back home by myself. Why didn’t he show up? On his way to our date, he got invited to a threesome and decided to do that instead. FML

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Sarah grace - 30/10/2017 01:30

Today, I challenged my husband to look after our twins by himself all day, like I normally do. When I got home, both babies had on clean nappies and clothes, dinner was cooked, the house was spotless, and 3 loads of washing were done. Smug bastard. FML

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Always worthless - 22/02/2019 08:00 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, after reading a Vox article, my wife of 6 years keeps telling me how men need to be “put in their place” and that we are nothing but cash cows and sperm banks and otherwise “worthless”. But don’t worry, I am a “good cash cow”. FML

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nikko blue - 20/12/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML

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This Woman Got A $5,000 ER Bill, Without Even Seeing A Doctor

Nadine - 11/05/2018 22:00 - France - Paris

There's no greater FML than the American healthcare system.

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