Classy dude tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML 56 934 4 891