PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML 11 126 121 422
Mind melt roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML 47 281 30 169
Inappropriate, honey Jessica - 15/05/2009 00:03 - United States Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML 35 127 47 721