Anaconda lizbeth - 23/05/2021 04:01 Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML 971 236
Hangry Anonymous - 23/05/2021 06:01 Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML 1 045 260
The guessing game Ellie - 23/05/2021 20:01 Today, my boyfriend is "sick of my mind games," so apparently I now must tell him if he upsets me, so he can apologise/make amends straight away, but if I expect him to read my mind or tell him I’m fine when I’m not, he will treat me like I’m fine and put no more effort into finding out why I’m upset. FML 102 1 064