Ixi_the_pixie - 06/01/2012 16:16 - United States Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML 40 907 4 825
Krit - 10/02/2010 15:10 - United States Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML 24 942 2 608
Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML 11 558 30 940