No one disturbs the masters Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML 31 368 3 237