•
•
•

PIRATE_

0

0

0

4

1897

3

Orlando, USA
38
Friday 16 October 1987

Pirate_

I'm musical, actually. Whenever I'm not pillaging villages or plundering women, you can find me enjoying a good book, or a swig of rotgut.

Pirate_ -

Pirate_ -

Pirate_

lovers5201

Brianthequ...

BeetleBug9...

lindseyj17

f16poom

xochilzara...

paigexox0

Saxicolous

sparky82

EvilPandax...

elizabeth_...

player2027...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

elizabeth_...

Dreamer_in...

sammie2new

rhiley

UndeadCity...

Pirate_

Pirate_

FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

19 422

139 070

Anonymous - 04/05/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

29 793

76 033

Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

15 791

61 040