•
•
•

guzzerz89

0

0

9

0

589

4

36
Friday 28 July 1989

Guzzerz89

Guzzerz89 -

Guzzerz89 -

Guzzerz89

lovers5201

Marie1994

mylifesux0...

yanagirl

alexisrd42...

StarDust59...

michaelm12...

rookworst

TrippingOn...

Kyrie646

LadyLuck93

rookworst

Guzzerz89

Guzzerz89

jack the ripped - 30/04/2016 04:38 - United States

Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML

13 123

1 476

StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing - 14/10/2015 16:22 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML

25 190

2 314

Awkward

Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

25 190

7 985

Many such cases

Idiot says "HIPAA violation" - 27/06/2015 01:21 - United States - Roanoke

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

35 422

2 577