•
•
•

LewisG

0

0

0

3

578

3

32
Thursday 04 March 1993

Lewisg

I\'m Leonardo Da Vinci. ^^ Left-handed people ftw. :)

Lewisg -

Lewisg -

Lewisg

lovers5201

mouton_joy...

Lewisg

Lewisg

Let me Slytherin

Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

46 012

10 976

It's not what you think…

sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML

37 941

159 051

gentileman - 16/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

570

92