Charming jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML 37 844 5 243
Code of silence nean83 - 12/01/2013 05:11 - United States - Inglewood Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML 24 522 39 923