Anonymous - 31/08/2011 14:23 - United Kingdom Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML 31 785 11 266
PARTAY! Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML 13 882 55 881