gl0b3suck0r - 08/05/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Dublin Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML 24 420 4 649
Magic is real, OK? yummolives - 26/08/2009 20:31 - United States Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML 45 362 5 484