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truecountrybitch - 01/05/2017 09:00 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for five weeks, he showed up unannounced in the middle of my twelve-hour shift. He was only able to stay a few hours, and I won't get to see him for another three weeks after this. FML

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Stephden - 26/02/2017 19:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, after recently getting my doctorate, I went to Starbucks. The barista asked how to spell my name (Steven): with a 'ph' or a 'v'. I jokingly said, "Steven with a PhD". She wrote "Stephden" on my cup. FML

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welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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Anonymous - - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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PISSED OFF - 17/05/2015 13:09 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

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