Junkrat - 08/12/2016 13:32 Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!" and shot his load in my eyes. FML 16 575 3 318
jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML 9 936 3 970
filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML 15 802 81 470