Allie cat - 02/12/2016 13:43 Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML 9 494 1 584
How? Why? bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML 34 618 5 242
random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML 37 318 2 488