Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML 23 869 125 433
gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML 61 106 3 085