Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML 12 926 38 070
Road rage gone feral 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML 45 364 4 855
Self-service Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML 31 843 17 115