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Programmer, science nerd and part time sarcastic. feel free to message me or kik with the same username.
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Sheh - 16/07/2014 15:02 - Sweden
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BBeffedmylife - 14/06/2014 14:18 - United States - Morganville
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OP here! Stoked that this got published! A couple of things... This actually happened last year. I had just had my daughter a couple months prior. For those of you who have never had children, it takes awhile to be comfortable with your body after being pregnant and giving birth to baby. Also, for those of you wondering, I am actually a married woman. Married women can still find someone attractive without wanting to get in their pants. I was mostly just flattered that someone was actually taking notice in me after feeling so huge and unattractive for the past year. Thank you so much for the positive comments!! A lot of you made me smile and laugh!
MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City
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extra crispy or original recipe - 16/02/2014 22:23 - United States - Grand Prairie
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The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)