Traumatic, but funny Anonymous - - United States Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML 55 386 7 842
Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML 54 267 23 289
offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML 267 596 90 936