High on life sistertaxi - - Australia Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML 34 695 2 763
mags89 - 25/02/2015 14:18 - United States Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML 33 417 3 628
MDoremis - 24/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Honolulu Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML 30 130 5 354
He's divorced and has three kids. All grown. He set it that way himself. He was a pretty good sport though and everyone laughed about it.