•
•
•

dingusdestiny

0

0

4

0

337

12

Dingusdestiny

Dingusdestiny -

Dingusdestiny -

Dingusdestiny

lovers5201

Dingusdestiny

Dingusdestiny

hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

324 596

58 702

Anonymous - 03/12/2014 17:06 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

23 610

46 457

Get out of here

Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

39 900

5 990

Speak to me

Lonely - - United States

Today, I felt so lonely that I left the TV on for company. Then the power went out. FML

37 128

5 901

racist - 15/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

38 257

3 656