One rule for thee… logic - - United Kingdom Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML 22 756 2 298
Cheat! cat lady - 07/01/2016 03:38 - United States - Netcong Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML 21 985 2 082
DriveNowhere - 31/12/2015 11:50 - Australia Today, I drove my friends two hours to see a tourist attraction I had been talking up for months. It burnt to the ground last week. FML 22 765 2 335