•
•
•

acneegg

0

0

7

9

2267

134

30
Tuesday 25 April 1995

Acneegg

Sup. I'm Alice and em yeah. Sorry I'm not in a very imaginative mood ;) Enjoy.

Acneegg -

Acneegg -

Acneegg

lovers5201

BirgitHerr...

Kirsty 🌾🐱

10secondto...

GoOnSmilin...

chrisfromC...

ajswifey91

raven83

AJXDGaming

JadeOmega

Westifer

awishadahb...

chrisfromC...

JadeOmega

Acneegg

Acneegg

Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

34 231

3 056

Confused?

Anonymous - - Canada

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

20 181

35 907

imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

48 166

9 476

myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

32 504

5 240

margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

39 155

9 054