ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML 12 460 1 126
imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML 45 266 10 971