Anonymous - 15/02/2016 17:04 - United States - Athena Today, the car across the street has been broken into so many times that my parrot has started to mimic its car alarm. FML 21 950 1 729
Caked and baked nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11 Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML 32 233 14 077