An attempt was made bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML 26 817 11 984