swervelol

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Wednesday 14 July 1999

Swervelol

My name is Carly I actually have 5 published FML's I'm an artist, keyboardist, and an engineer! I love anime, strawberries, cats you name it :)

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Anonymous - 20/02/2019 04:00

Today, I was driving my dad, who recently turned 50, to the store and had to listen to him go on and on that he’s having to accept that, as my siblings and I get older and are more independent, he’s having to transition from "sex god to just a dad." I don't know either. FML

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KarentheInsomniac - 22/12/2018 00:00

Today my insomnia was so bad when I finally fell asleep I had a nightmare that it was my birthday and everyone I know forgot. When I woke up I was happy that I slept at all. I guess nightmares are a good thing now. FML

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-__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding." This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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Night time entertainment

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Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

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