xXWhiteSheepXx - 08/04/2016 02:28 - United States - Omaha Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML 18 769 2 422
fattymcbutterpants - 19/06/2011 05:19 - United States Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML 36 815 3 531