Foot, meet mouth Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML 12 523 22 670
krh14 - 10/02/2015 12:59 - United States - Crofton Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML 40 422 5 204