Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML 38 318 10 053
iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML 28 592 5 245