leahrb - 24/02/2016 18:55 - United States - Wilmington Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML 21 364 1 895
Anonymous S'wit - 08/11/2014 22:49 - Portugal Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML 33 951 8 840