Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML 98 015 29 853
bummed and broke - 13/11/2012 18:24 - United States Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML 10 873 35 012
grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML 49 887 6 560