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My name is Mark. I am 46 Years old. I was born in Augsburg Bavaria Germany. I graduated Blaine Senior High School in 1990. Enlisted in the Navy 1990.. I served aboard the U.S.S. Haleakala (AE-25)

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pirate prude - 11/07/2017 20:00 - Canada

Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I was going to exit from the front. Without thinking, I responded, "Oh no, I'm more of a backdoor kinda girl!" FML

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helpme - 03/05/2017 02:00

Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML

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PJ34 - 26/04/2017 13:00 - United States - Cornersville

Today, my husband said he didn't want to talk to me about current events or news. Yesterday, he told me didn't want to talk to me about baseball. Maybe tomorrow I'll talk to him about about divorce. FML

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GI2017 - 26/04/2017 21:00 - France - Paris

Today, I went to a music festival with a friend who had a little too much to drink. Wanting to avoid him being excluded, I asked him to calm down, but started yelling and the police had to intervene. I was the one who got kicked out of the festival. FML

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windsoffate - 09/06/2016 16:46 - United States - Portland

Today, as I was getting ready for work, I heard a noise almost like someone was puking all over the bathroom floor. When I went to check, my 14-year-old son was puking all over the bathroom floor. The toilet, however, was pristine. FML

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