Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:36 - United States Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML 35 470 5 213
kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML 6 777 71 641
What did you just say? keeks_25 - - Canada Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML 85 251 26 149