•
•
•

cohenb93

0

0

16

0

4871

24

New York City, USA
32
Wednesday 20 January 1993

Cohenb93

Cohenb93 -

Cohenb93 -

Cohenb93

lovers5201

meharryp

wtf1919

KineticDea...

heatherm19...

grace12

homelesswa...

Devine mon...

RAPHAEL

EmmaLagros...

substi25

infofille

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

EmmaLagros...

BadAtPuns

Fabienne A...

LNdemouton

Petitsuiss...

magicdust9...

Iamskynet

kitkat818

classicate

stfuwtf

Michelle11...

missa8604

Cohenb93

Cohenb93

This Woman Is Livid After The $100 iPhone 6 She Scored On Black Friday Turns Out To Be 11 Potatoes

Nina - 27/11/2017 17:30

One Wisconsin woman had a horror story to tell about her Black Friday misadventures. Her score may have turned out to be a scam, but at least a hundred dollar box of potatoes makes for a good FML!

0

0

So sensual...

Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

9 134

1 178

Anonymous - 09/04/2016 13:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

27 197

2 615

Anonymous - 05/03/2016 06:58 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML

26 920

3 147

oh - 23/02/2016 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML

24 580

2 105