Thanks Anonymous - 07/11/2015 13:02 - Canada - Surrey Today, while walking to work with my best friend, he broke down in tears. I asked what was wrong, and he told me his mom passed away last night. All I could think to do was give him a hug and say I was sorry. Then some assclown walking past said "GAAAYYY!" and walked away laughing hysterically. FML 29 527 1 711
Mario Kart is serious business Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML 48 872 8 610