•
•
•

lauraxcupcake

0

0

12

8

1286

7

Puyallup, USA
37
Tuesday 16 August 1988

Lauraxcupcake

I'm a vampire. Me and Blake had 5 baby vampire boys in 2004.

Lauraxcupcake -

Lauraxcupcake -

Lauraxcupcake

lovers5201

MyLifeIsGr...

BirgitHerr...

kelseyskin...

mt1991

HarrisonVR

tea_brewer

rogwest

CorpsmanUp...

Trollx

choopah

AGB10

Lauraxcupcake

Lauraxcupcake

Suspicious

StevieMe - - Canada

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

18 787

99 837

BTM13 - 06/05/2012 03:19 - United States - Hicksville

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

22 516

4 850

BTM13

BTM13 8

mardi 8 mai 2012 3:03

Of course I did. Like shopping carts, keyboard help us out a lot in life and deserve to be recognized. XD

SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

11 764

55 024

SpLo0gIeR

SpLo0gIeR 9

lundi 13 février 2012 21:00

Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

12 587

48 045

yourmom - 16/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

45 526

4 749