Nicolasaur726

2979

Pittsburgh, USA
25
Wednesday 26 July 2000

Nicolasaur726

You can send a message if you want but I'm really lame

Nicolasaur726 -

Nicolasaur726

lovers5201

arkamedia2...

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

BlendItUP

sammyyhear...

bigtimeFML

dakotadavi...

frecklesro...

thundercro...

cmchappy

Mcstud1y

IHateMysel...

Envy22

NodakN8V

dylanger16

TheTshirt

dakotadavi...

NH_Freelan...

bdsmslave

Sadafou00

tiwan_fml

FlendtDK

Thorzix

Steve95401

Nicolasaur726

bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

38 385

13 723

lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

30 849

9 737

Anonymous - 11/05/2015 06:59 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

34 336

3 562

Chilled out

Rar - - United States - Palatine

Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML

31 281

10 418

Mount Everest

Anonymous - 25/04/2015 12:58 - India - Mumbai

Today, my boss asked if I could spare a few minutes to finish off the last of his paperwork backlog. I'm pretty desperate for a raise, so I said sure. Turns out the "small", "should-take-a-few-minutes" backlog consists of 3 desk-high stacks of documents. Goodbye, cruel world. FML

30 437

3 133