Jogging is dangerous jumpedjogger - 14/09/2011 08:34 - United States Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML 39 685 3 782
sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06 Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML 43 553 4 354