texasrose921 - 26/01/2015 11:29 - United States - Momence
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texasrose921 - 26/01/2015 11:29 - United States - Momence
con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale
Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"
barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland
valarmorgoolies - - United States - Binghamton
MIB thingy please... - 05/02/2015 01:21 - United States - Oregon City
Hi, I wrote this FML. Have any of you ever seen an older friend of the family you haven't seen in a while? They've most likely said something like, "Oh, how you've grown!" Or given you a compliment, and then given you a hug or patted you on the head. That's what happened with this guy. He was commenting on a compliment my dad gave me, and decided to pat my face, like a much older uncle would. It wasn't in any weird, predator way. But it was gross. And yes I scrubbed my face with anti-bacterial soap right after.