Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML 10 206 42 958
ohshittttttt - 04/04/2009 16:15 - United States Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML 22 511 158 592
Puppet show Noname - - United States Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out I'd grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML 17 464 42 259