MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML 37 417 4 158
Spooky season soccerbuddyz - - United States Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. Now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML 60 917 3 805
Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.