•
•
•

zhenbushuang

0

0

0

0

194

2

Zhenbushuang

Zhenbushuang -

Zhenbushuang -

Zhenbushuang

lovers5201

ha_fml

Zhenbushuang

Zhenbushuang

Sexy surprise

perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

39 375

21 353

loverofstrife - 07/10/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML

31 116

5 620